Excellent You don't always get what you hope for! Standing in line for a Passing. by Dr. Nad false teeth contest entry

It seems these days, my heirs are happy, I can't say exactly what it is. I've never been really popular, I feel like sending out a truth quiz. Are you pleased about my accomplishments? Is it the impact of words I said? Can you share with me why you're happy? Are you impressed with the books I've read? The fact is, I know without asking, the reason isn't noble or grand. They see that my sun is now setting, and how they want my houses and land. They know I can't take my stuff with me. My best assets they hope I bequeath. They are in for shock and amazement: All they are getting is my false teeth! Recognized Author Notes This is true fiction, but could happen.

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