Time to Tune in Daddy-o and Focus Your Audio!,
To What's Buzzin' Cuzzin, Now Can the Lip!,
While I Rattle your Cage and Blow your Jets!,
To Clue you In to Some Illuminations!,
So - Cut the Gas and Cast an Eye Ball - Clyde!,
This Old Fogey is Lighting Up the Tilt Sign!
He's Crusin' for A Bruzin' you Dig?, Like Mad!,
Creepy Cube is Cherry Treeing Everyone Like they're Punks!,
The Phony Ankle Biter of an Actor, Ain't That a Bit?,
This Bad News Angel, this Nada Ville Murgatriod,
Believes he's the Cat's Pajamas!
A Closet Case, it's Time for him to Cop a Breeze!
Don't be a Drag, Don't Drown in his Nosebleed Excuses!,
This Pale One, Wants You To Play Dead!,
Like A Pound Up Poor Boy.
He wants You to Put an Egg in Your Shoes and Beat It!
This Should Razz your Berries!,
Saint Beatnik Ain't Gonna Help Us!
Your Soco is Spazing, Like A Square!,
That Cat's Not Straight, Unborn, Unreal, and Swings in Squareville!,
Wet Rag's got Everyone Wigged Out!,
Like A Zonk on the Head,
Put on your X-ray Eyes and Tell your Tail Nightingale!,
Turn On and Get Your Galaxy Hip!
|