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Hurry, time is running out.
Own your little piece of Heaven...
Craterfront properties available while supplies last.
Call 1-800-WHY-EARTH

Magazine add:
One thing we can't deny, the Earth is nearly depleted
of all its natural resources. Some day soon, all the
countries will gladly constitute war to lay claim to
these resources. But you won't have to worry. You'll
be watching the Earth's downfall from your patio, in
your new craterfront Moon property. Spaces are limited
so don't wait until earth's destroyed before looking into
our opportunities. It'll be much harder finding a home
after the apocalypse.

Just, imagine, you won't have to watch the eclipse'll be the eclipse.

Here is just some of what we offer for free:
1. Free shuttle transportation to your new home, provided
by the world class, one way, 'Get Me Out Of Here' Shuttle

2. If for some reason your vacuum seal fails when going
outside, you're covered with free condo implosion insurance.

3. Your first two months of breathable oxygen are free on us.
A $16,000.00 value absolutely free.

4. Complimentary gravity boots to keep you and your family grounded.

5. Complimentary radiation blast glasses, protecting your eyes, while
watching the earth's nuclear fireworks on Button day.

6. And for the kids, a whole bouncy house planet.

These offers will be ending soon, so make sure to invest in your future,
because Earth surely can't.

Visit our website at; WHY
or give us a call at 1-800-WHY-EARTH

Don't procrastinate, a lunar lifestyle awaits.

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Author Notes
I had to make this in 'Poem' format because in story mode, the
picture was a good amount smaller and we just can't have that
after all the work I put into creating the billboard. Lol.

Thanks for reading this silliness.


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