NEWBONIC is taking the world by storm. Don't get left in the sewer. Drink NEWBONIC and feel the Rat's Milk seep into your bones. It's Contagious.
Before you know it you will be defying gravity and squeaking the night away. Feel the surge of new energy as you run faster, jump higher and swim effortlessly with packs of new friends. You will feel like you have entered a new world as you swim mile after mile exploring hidden subterranean waterways.
You really will feel like you are "Leader of the Pack".
DON'T MISS OUR UPCOMING PROMOTIONAL TOUR:
All aboard the NEWBONIC Sewer Bus coming to your town soon. Make sure to catch it and pick up your free sample. It's Contagious.
Tour dates are available on our website.
NOCURE.NEWBONIC@RATSMILK.com
Government Health Warning.
Common side effects may include: Ailurophobia; Black festering sores; Feelings of isolation; Susceptibility to Pied Piper's mind games.
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