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What A Skewed Number Can Do
Pappa's Memories and Ramblings
: Unbiased Statistic by QC Poet

If you think it's realistic,?
show me the unbiased statistic,
because everybody knows,
how to sway the polls,
to get the result they want,
and bring it to life in font.

To get the result you desire,
has nothing to to do with ire!,
I'll skew any poll you need,
to satisfy your greed,
to show that you are right,
and glorify your might!

Even use statistical process control,
to get the result we'll show,
by controlling the people and question posed,
the opposition will get hosed,
we'll show statistical charts as food,
to create a favorable mood.

We'll build it mighty, high, and thick,
a mental picture of slick,
to keep undesirables out,
is what we will tout,
forget the reality and the thunder,
of people getting under.

Only that it's Big, Strong, and Tremendous,
a monument to our stupendous,
with a name to last throughout history,
and like China's built on others misery,
with Beautiful gates to limit the flow,
and statistics we know we can control.

Many people died to build China's wall,
when undesirable races answered that call,
no statistics about that were kept,
easily under the carpet they are swept,
surving builders were taken for a ride,
when asked "How does it look on the other side?

Set the upper and lower control limits to get a new mean,
does this sound like something unseen?
With time we'll get a new prearranged average,
that can be then used for some more leverage.
Deming in 1940 proved this works,
even to be used to make Humanity look like jerks.

Author Notes
Proverbs 3:5, KJV

5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

2/03/19

My background includes training, development, implementation of statistical analysis and control in aerospace and manufacturing processes.

     

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