Excellent Drinks Are On The House. Funny Honey : Piggy's Bar. by rhonnie69 Artwork by MKFlood at FanArtReview.com

Piggy's. 6:00 A.M. Rainy Monday. Piggy had just opened his joint up. He was all alone prepping for his due-crew to show. Oddly...a joker that he'd never met stepped in..whistling Dixie. Piggy. "Mornin." Joker. "And the top of it to you, bar keep." The joker parked his rear pockets on a bar stool and propped his elbows on the bar. Piggy. "What can I do ya for, Pal?" Joker. "Name's Al." Piggy. "Who ever. Whuz up, Al?" Al. "Well...for starters howz 'bout flickin' on the boob tube." Piggy scooped up the remote and flicked the TV on. Al...looking up at the TV. "Cool. Now gimme a drink before the fight starts." Piggy. "What cha drinkin' ?" Al. "What ever ya thinkin'." Piggy skidded a drink across the bar. "Here, a double shot. Best stuff I got. You might like THIS." Al. "I'll like it... as long as it ain't...eh...WATER." Al gulped the double down with one thirsty guzzle. Wow! Piggy thought, he should be wearing a muzzle. A foxy blonde walked in. AL. "Hey, good lookin'. What cha got cookin'? Bar keep...gimme another drink before the fight starts. And give blondie one too. So we can combine hearts." Piggy. "Comin' right at cha My thirsty brother. Double trouble just like the other," Al sat there quenching his thirst. He swallowed ten more down quicker than the first. All them doubles that Al just had, Had him feeling kind of woozy And his head was bad, Al. With a slur and hick-ups. "Gimme another drink Before the fight starts." Piggy. Frustrated and agitated, "When does the fight start? What's this...some kind of joke?" Al. "The fight's gonna' start... WHEN YOU FIND OUT I'M BROKE." Author Notes "Incidentally. Al was to blame...when the PO-leese came."

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