Excellent Shady Lady Funny Honey : Will You Marry Me? by rhonnie69

There was an old lady That lived in a hat. She had a snake, a lizard, And an eerie black cat. She had bats in her attic, Cobwebs in her bed. She had rats in her cupboard. They were crawling but dead. She had ghosts in her closets, That laid out of sight. They hid there all day. Then came out at night. She had a old sooty teapot and a black skillet pan. She was ugly and fat, So she didn't have a man. She chased Frankenstein But he let her pine. She proposed to Jason And Norman Bates. But they both kicked her out And locked their gates. In spite of the junk In Broom Hilda's trunk. I'd give her a shot, But, "alas," I'm a monk. Author Notes "Beauty is only skin deep."

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