On a poorly lit back road,
a few blocks from Parliament,
a professor and his he-goat walk in a bar
to join the assembly of nameless patrons.
Everyone stops and cruelly stares at the duo.
Then Daniel, the bartender,
rudely and loudly hollers out the question,
"Why did you bring that smelly,
hairy, disgusting beast in here?"
The goat yells back,
"Hey, that is an awfully mean
and hurtful thing to say...
he's my father."
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Writing Prompt |
Write 76-word poetry in 13 lines, telling a joke, using these 8 words:
he-goat, Daniel, professor, question, father, nameless, parliament, assembly
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Poetry Telling A Joke Contest Winner
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