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The truth about.......
FAMILY TIES.
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Labor Day.
by rhonnie69
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Wife.
"I've been thinking about getting a part time job."
Hubby.
"Working? Who? You?"
Wife.
"Yes...You."
Hubby.
"Me?"
Wife.
"Not me. You."
Hubby.
Me? Get a job.
I haven't given that much thought."
Wife.
Well...I have. There's an ad in today's paper.
Looking for an energetic laborer for local factory.
Lead pants need not apply."
Hubby.
"Well...I won't."
Wife.
"Oh yes. You will."
Hubby.
"I'm tired."
Wife.
"How can you possibly be tired?
All you do is sit around on your keester,
all day every day."
Hubby.
"What I meant is...eh...I'm RE-tired.
And by the way...what's for dinner?"
Wife.
"I'm tired."
Hubby.
"You're tired?"
Wife.
"Well...howz 'bout...I'm RE-tired.?
Hubby...on the phone...
Hello...eh...I'm interested in that job you got."
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Author Notes
"Get into that kitchen and rattle them pots n pans."
I dreamed this up for Labor Day.
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