Excellent Hillbilly Breakfast vittles. Funny Honey : Milk and eggs. by rhonnie69

Mount Foothills. Early one Sunday Mornin'. Jed: "Hay, Jake. spare me a dozen eggs." Jake: "Well fer sure, Jed, seein' you'll spare me a crock of milk." Jed: "A swop ain't no swindle. A trade ain't no trick. Take ya upon dat, Jake...fast and quick." Jake: "Whoa. I'm fresh out of eggs. You and me eat 'em up yestiddy." Jed: "Whoa. I'm fresh out of milk, err... I mean, I'm out of fresh milk. you and me drunk up the milk, when we eat all the eggs." Jake: "RATS, I'm ah hankering breakfast, what shall we do? What shall we do?" Jed: "I know what we'll do." Jake: "What?" Jed: "What'll we git... if we mate a rooster with a cow?" Jake: Well...I reckon we wouldn't git nothin' more than a... Cock-a-doodle...MOO. Author Notes So they ended up having to eat oatmeal, soda crackers, and drink...well...water.

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