Shortly after having a few liquor cheers,
and a couple of sudsy beers,
eighteen year old, Screech, drove out,
ran a red light, and got himself in an automobile accident.
Nevertheless, he was summoned to DWI court
to stand before judge, Seymour Drunks.
Judge:
With an aggravated looking frown on his face.
"Well...do you know why we're here, kid?"
Screech:
"Why?"
Judge:
"Drinking and driving."
Screech:
With a hiccup reply.
"Great. When do we start?"
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Author Notes
Driving, drinking, and stinking thinking, will do it to you every time.
Sky-high bail tells the tale, DWI is a serious crime.
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