A pair of newly weds celebrated with a toast,
at a high-classed dining room table for two.
Hubby had been trying, to no avail;
to get their busy waiter's attention.
Each time their waiter hastened past their table,
Hubby politely went...
"Waiter...waiter...Uh...Sir."
Their waiter just zipped right past them.
Finally his wife said...
"Here, Honey. Let me."
The next time their waiter came dashing past,
she went...
"Pardon me please...Sir."
To hubby's relief the waiter stopped.
"Yes, Ma'am"
"We don't mean to seem rude," she said,
"but we've been waiting for..."
Hubby cut her short.
"Do you have senior citizen's discounts here?"
The waiter looked puzzled.
"You don't look like senior citizens."
Hubby looked disgruntled.
"We're not. But we will be by the time we get served."
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Author Notes
Have you ever dined at a place where you were the waiter?
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