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A Corny Joke.
Funny Honey
: Clever Girl. by rhonnie69
Artwork by VMarguarite at FanArtReview.com

Teacher
"Today, girls and boys, we're going to learn about Pirates."

Girls
"Blaaah."

Boys
"Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it, Mrs. Lambkin."

Teacher
"What is a buccaneer?"

Emily...
raising her hand and waving it eagerly.
"I know. I know."

Teacher
"Very well. What is a buccaneer, Emily?'

Emily
"Expensive corn."

Author Notes
A buccaneer is a pirate, especially one of those who raided Spanish colonies and ships along the American coast in the second half of the 17th century.

     

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