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: How To Get Aspirin For Mom. by rhonnie69
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Mom
"Michael, What are you learning about counting?"

Michael
"A little, I guess."

Mom
"Hmmm, Let's see.
In your left pocket you have a dollar.
In your right pocket you have two dollars.
In your left back pocket you have three dollars.
in your right back pocket you have four dollars.
Add it all up. What do you have, Michael?

"Somebody else's pants."

Author Notes
"Hey, Mom...didn't you say that your aspirin cost about ten bucks?"

     

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