Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content.
A gerbil and a hamster
were 'doin'-the-deed' one day,
when a wandering mouse inquired
if he might join the fray.
"More the merrier, sailor,"
said a sultry gerbil gal.
“But you'll have to be on bottom,
for horny hamster Hal.
"Guess I'll pass then, vermin,"
said the declining mouse;
“and go to check some cheese left out
in a corner of the house.”
"I wouldn't try that, rodent,"
said horny hamster Hal;
as he finished serving gerbil
and added, "Listen, pal--
If it's cheese you want, then wait,
I will share my stuff with you."
"No thanks," refused the mice-ster,
"I know what you will do.
First it's 'Have a bite my mousy;
'cause you will be my friend.'
when I'm drunk on lactose liquor,
you'll get me in the end."
"Off then, lousy mouse!"
yelled the hamster like a shrew.
"But when your head is in that trap,
I'll be right there behind you."
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Author Notes
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