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A Potpourri of Poetic Curiosities
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Dimber-damber scarecrow
by CD Richards
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Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content.
(sung to the tune of "Dingle-Dangle Scarecrow")
When all the cowboys were sleeping
And the baddies had gone to bed
Up jumped old Wayne-o,
and this is what he said:
(Chorus)
I'm a dimber-damber scarecrow
With a space under my hat
There's a big hole where my brain should be
I'm nearly sure of that
He's got a wee hard-on for Dana
'Cuz she is just so tough
A dozen crying white women
Is never quite enough
(Chorus)
He's a dimber-damber scarecrow
You might say that he's a brat
And he thinks the sweetest sound of all
Is rat-tat-tat-tat-tat
As more school children are buried
He can hear the cash registers chime
Gun sales soaring off the charts
Hooray, it's party time
(Chorus)
He's a dimber-damber scarecrow
And he's really, really dumb
Gives not a toss how many die
And that's what makes him scum
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Author Notes
Today's word: dimber-damber (n.) the leader of a gang of criminals.
To anyone who might be offended, I am sorry, but I did warn you in the comments. If you find my words offensive, please understand that I find the never-ending slaughter of innocent children offensive. No one is forcing you to read.
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