Having problems with your parakeet?
Don't throw your wings up in defeat.
Call 1-800- MAN-OMAN,
for caged bird expert, Dandy Dan.
Dan is a bird whisperer,
an all-things-ave ent’preneur ;
he gets your bird to dance and sing
or basically just anything.
He'll get that parakeet to laugh
climb a rope or take a bath
play piano, quote Shakespeare
pull a nickel from your ear.
The bird will imitate a fish,
a snake, a pig, if that's your wish;
A fourth for bridge? Carry your bags?
Your enemies will wear toe tags.
Anything from A to Zoo,
he'll teach your parakeet to do;
so call that number right away
make owning pretty Polly pay.
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