FanStory.com - Jellyfish World 4by Bill Schott

How to make a jellyfish --

if you ain't God:

You'll need these simple items

to make its bod;

a Mr. Coffee filter and

some paper -- crepe;

find some Elmer's glue,

or use some tape;

use some safety scissors

and cut out eyes,*

ovals that will be put

on the filters, guys.

Now -- filter, upside down,

and attach crey "legs";

glue the oval eyes on --

yes they're eyes, not eggs;

hang it from the ceiling

and your friends will clap,

or if they're friends like mine --

they'll call it crap.

* Cut paper eyes for pity's sake!!!.