FanStory.com - Shrew World 1by Bill Schott

If you've nothing else to do,

write a poem about a shrew;

it's the smallest mammal, mon,

but it is fierce like Kubla Kahn.

Shrews have got a nasty rep,

being full of pesky pep;

bellies, bottomless, it's said,

not much brain inside its head.

Attack of the Giant Killer Shrews,

a great sci-fi flick if you choose;

but if their defeat makes you burn,

they made a sequel -- shrews return.

So we have this rhymey piece,

about these things that look like meese,

so the saga has begun --

Shrew World, Baby! Shrew World One.