Excellent a story Short : Spelling Help by Bill Schott

G* I struggled with the spelling of cornucopia. I even asked Amalthaea Goatgod, who can spell anything. "Ya stat wit con," he said. "C - O - N?" "Nahahaha. Con. Seh - oh - eh - un." "Right. Then O?" I asked. "Ooo." "U?" "Ewe? Whaa?" "Calm down. I meant the letter U." "Yehahaha. Ooo." "Then C - O - P - I - A?" "Shah." "Great! Thanks for your help. You're better than spell check." "He anudda gut?" "No. It's a program." "Whine ta oozet?" "'Cause I thought I'd get the spelling straight from the horse's mouth." "Huh?" "Cornucopia is associated with the horn of Amalthaea the Goat. A horn of plenty." "Oh? Kay. Gutta nutta wood?" "Papyrus." " Peh-“ "That's okay. I'm going to get Thoth, ancient Egytian god of writing to help me with this one."   Author Notes Google Images I really needed help with cornucopia.

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