MALE'S PERFECT VALENTINE:
V ital that she like my Harley
A nd that she knows how to cook
L ooks a bit like our Melania
E ncourages my second look
N ever argues my decisions
T all, but no more than five six
I nterested in seeing movies, but
N o "men are dumb" chic flix
E ven tempered and good natured; eager for cle-ver discourse, thinks that all my jokes are funny and that I'm per-fect, of course.
FEMALE'S PERFECT VALENTINE:
V ital that he likes my mother
A nd he offers to eat out
L ooks somewhat like Ryan Gosling
E ventually he WON'T get stout
N ever turns into HIS mother
T all, six feet, perhaps six one
I nterested in seeing movies, but
N ot horror films--no fun.
E ven tempered and good natured, partial to cle-ver discourse, thinks my cooking is delicious,
and that I'm per-fect, of course.
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Author Notes
Hope everybody has a Happy Valentine's Day!
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