FanStory.com - how to piss me offby judester
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how to piss me off by judester
How To . . . contest entry
Artwork by avmurray at FanArtReview.com

Text on your phone
when I'm talking to you,
checking your messages
also works too.

Ignore me for years
then suddenly write.
"Can I use your guest room
for just a few nights?"

Post photos of me
when I don't look great.
That's on the list
to make me irate.

Don't keep your word
or if we make a date,
just keep me waiting....
a 'no show' or late.

So here is my list
of what makes me mad,
do this and I'll be
the best friend you had.

Author Notes
Thanks avmurray for the perfect illustration.

     

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