Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content.
A traveling salesman called "Shorter"
Was wooing a farmer's young daughter.
When they got into bed,
She snuck a peek and said,
"I really don't think that I oughta."
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It's Limerick time again!
A jolly form that everyone seems to love. Limericks are originated in Ireland and are traditionally bawdy. However, bawdy is not a hard requirement here, it may be too much for some (smile). Try to make it fun though.
Limericks are usually written in anapaestic meter. That's a syllable emphasis beat of [da-da-DUM-da-da-DUM etc) - the 'das' being un-emphasised, and the 'DUMS' being emphasised syllables.
Write a single Limerick or Limerick suite in five lines with a syllable count which could be either of the 4 examples below:
9-9-6-6-9, 9-9-5-5-9, 8-8-6-6-8, 8-8-5-5-8
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Author Notes
A twist on the old story
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