Exceptional 250 words Ostrichsized Again by michaelcahill      Loser's reaction to contest result Contest Winner

ONG! I dont no wear to begin: If I get disqualificated one more time Im gonna screemmmmmm. Now their telling me that "apple" and "orange" dont rhyme. HELLO!! There both fruits. DUH!!! Check this out. You tell me if this is ianambic pentalameter===== "now then there and my man dimes got a plenty" Yep, DISQUALIFICARNATION AGIN!!!! You are all in on it too. I KNOW IT! Let me spell it out for you… now THEN there AND my MAN dimes GOT a PLEN ty da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM da It’s a feminized line people. Shankspeer did it. But I guess I'm not as good as him. Yeah, sure. Ha! That brings me to the reviews of my contest entries. You think that I don't know what tongue in cheek means? That's just you're coad words for insulting my poetical efforts. How bout I put my tongue in your cheeks. Would you like it? Yeah, I thought so. The good news is, all this conspiriatorlizationizing is not going to stop me from posting my amazing poetry for the REEL poetry luvers on this sight. The sore sports who can't stand competing with a poet of my defacacious genius will have to get over it. Yeah, I'm mad. I don't know why I'm being singled out. I guess jellosy is just too hard to keep inside of yourselfs. Thats okay. I'll keep outrighting you till the cows go blow. Another V for winning again.   Writing Prompt Imagine you've entered a site or member sponsored contest/prompt, and the result has just been announced. You didn't win, and you're angry at the result. List your grievances, in PROSE and NOT poetry format. You may abuse the winner, or contest winners in general, as much as you like, but you MUST NOT mention any member's name, or even hint at it by offering clues as to their identity (including country of residence). You may say, 'he', 'she' or 'they', but that's it. No individual contests may be referred to. Minimum 50 words. Maximum 250 words. Please to not promote above 52 cents, with a PROSE certificate. 'Description' MUST include word count, and NOTHING else. No author notes whatsoever. No music, artwork or fancy presentations allowed. Plain text with ONE background colour, and ONE text colour only, presented in straight lines. Loser's reaction to contest result Contest Winner Recognized

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