FanStory.com - See How They Ranby Bill Schott

Three men come out onto the sidewalk from an unemployment office.

Larry says, "Hey, Moe? What do we do now?"

"Shaddup, Porcupine!"

Moe grabs Larry by his long curly hair and rips a handful straight out of his scalp.

"Aaaarrrrggg! Oh my god!"

Larry crumples into a sobbing mass on the sidewalk.

Curly says, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Mind your own business, Cueball!"

Moe then jabs his index and middle finger into Curly's eye sockets.

"Aaaarrrrggg! Oh my god!"

Curly drops to his knees. Blood oozes out between his fingers as his whimpers on the sidewalk.

"What's the matter with you cupcakes?"

Moe pulls a sledge hammer from inside his jacket and smashes each of the fallen men over the head.

Both fall silent to the ground.

Moe ponders his actions for a quiet few seconds and then is hit in the face with a pie.