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Continues with another amazing Fairytale and Fable.
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"The Gofer that Couldn't Goff!"
********ByRicky1024********* Written on March 16th, 2015.
"As God commences, sometimes a miracle can come true?"
(Theology 24.26)
Characters-
The Goff Family-
A-Johnny{The one-legged gofer}.
B-Tony
C-Rebecca and Fred {The parents}.
The Jack Rabbit Family
A-Rodger Ram Jet
B-Johnson the blue hare.
C-Cynthia Racer the pink hare!
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"Ok, as Ricky's narrator, enjoy as I always do this tale "The Gofer that Couldn't Goff!"
[What ever that means!}
"Bye ye all and see you at the end!!!"
Annie...
Thanks Annie and...
"Once Upon a time when rhyming didn't matter but digging did, there was a gofer family in Abilene where Annie lives!"
"And in that family was a gofer who couldn't dig, being born with only one leg!"
Note- This fictional piece takes place in Abilene, Texas in 1892!
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"The Abilene Digging Festival was about to commence and it was the 10th anniversary!"
"Every year the Jack Rabbit Family wins!"
"But perhaps God Cow-kids, works in different ways?"
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"The object is to dig a three foot burrow the fastest and win the 'Great Carrot!'
Yea!!!"
"And unfortunately not only does the 'Jack Rabbit Family win every year but they also own the only Carrot farm in town!"
"Boo!!"
"Any who as the sound of the bell off...
"They go!"
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'The blue and pink rabbits are off to a good start Annie and as far as I can see the 'Gofer Family' is only down a few inches!"
"Yes Hulk Hogan but this ain't no wrestling match it's a digging contest and I have my silver on that one-legged critter Hulk!" States Annie.
"Well I got my bucks on that blue guy cause he wins every year Annie a sure bet!"
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"So, after about 15 minutes, the rabbits are now down about two feet and the gofer's only a foot."
"Only 30 minutes remain Hulk for that 'Great Carrot!' States Annie again."
"Yes Annie as if the Jack Rabbit Family needs it for they own a hole {get it?] Farm!"
"Lets check with the 'Acu-cam!'"
"Ok, it seems there was a collapse in that one-legged critter's hole Hulk."
"A gosh darn shame Hulk!"
"But Annie I can smell that money all the way to the bank!" Brags Hulk Hogan!
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"Well the one-legged critter isn't giving up but what is he doing Hogan?"
"Well he's praying Annie but I don't think ever God can help there is only one minute remaining!" Brags Hulk again.
"Lets check with the 'Ac-Cam again Hulk!" States Annie.
"Well its seems that the one-legger is crying Hulk?"
"So, sad and too, too, bad Annie as that money is going to buy me a steak dinner for this winner!" Brags hulk again but...
"Wait, what's that Hogan?"
{Amazed}
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"Annie?
"Hulk?"
"Yes he is growing a second leg!"
"Yes Hulk and Angel must have answered his prayer and look at him dig now!"
"Holy COW!"
"Well reviewers. States Hulk Hogan.
'We know how this turns out...
"Sadly enough!"
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Yes Cow-kids and sometimes a miracle can happen and God sometimes too...
"Needs a break!"
"Stay right here and in about 8 hours Ricky and I [minus Hulk} will return with another amazing "Shed More Tears Fairy tales and Fables!"
Bye ye-all!'
Annie...
