Short : Waiting by Bill Schott 100 Word Story writing prompt entry |
"What's taking you so long in the bathroom?" "I'm brushing my teeth." "It's been a half an hour. How many teeth do you have?" "It's a process. I rinse with antiplaque solution, then brush with a fluoride paste. I rinse, floss, rinse again, and then swish hydrogen peroxide." "You do this every day?" "I'm not done yet either. Next I gargle with a mouth wash." "So are you done?" "Just have to polish and rinse." "Can I use the toilet?" "Still have to do my hair and makeup." "I want a divorce." "Consider a second bathroom instead, dear -- and smile."
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