Excellent A traditional Irish limerick, complete with a victim... When Teddy Bares ALL!!! by christianpowers LIMERICK writing prompt entry

Warning: The author has noted that this contains strong language. Warning: The author has noted that this contains strong sexual content. His name is endearing for Edwu'd Bragged his dork was big as a Redwood But when 'Teddy bared ALL' You could hear that tree fall His timber was nothing but deadwood Writing Prompt Please write a fun/rude Limerick. They are traditionally bawdy, though subtle sexual humour is much preferred to blatant crudeness. Limericks are written in FIVE lines and have a particular meter and rhyme scheme. The rhyme scheme is AABBA - 1st, 2nd and 5th lines must have matching perfect rhymes, as must the 3rd and 4th. Syllable count must be either, 99669 OR 99559. If in doubt, please 'Google Limericks' for examples. Please scroll down for an example of mine. ABSOLUTELY NO (I MEAN 'NO') AUTHOR NOTES ALLOWED. Recognized

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