Short : Iggy by Bill Schott 100 Word Story writing prompt entry |
This morning when I was arguing with my pet rock, Iggy, the phone rang. Someone on the other end told me that if I threw my clock out of my window, I could see time fly. I handed the phone to Iggy. He wouldn't take it, but made me rip the cord out of the wall. He then told the guy on the other end to not call back. He hasn't. Iggy says that beer is the breakfast of champions. He also states that light beer is the breakfast of also-rans. Iggy has begun to hear voices and see odd images. Me too. I haven't heard any voices though. Iggy says that the only thing better than beer is seven on the dice. I have been rolling dice all day, but I never get anything higher than sixes on them. Iggy says it's all in the wrist; like he'd know.
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