I believe that sardines have redefined condo living and human values.
I believe that within the next year horticulturists will have figured out a way to change the colour of grass and Martha Stewart will brand the new pastel shades.
I believe that GPS will make people invisible and consumer products invaluable.
I believe all Flamingos are naturally purple and bleach their feathers.
I believe everything can be determined through fractals and numbers.
I believe the world is oval.
I believe that God made dog and made him in his image, before the breeders got involved.
I believe that poodles have their fur permed.
I believe that most people are blind and those whose eyes are not functional may see what the sighted miss.
I believe that electric guitars are substitutes for six-shooters, and rock stars are frustrated gun-slingers.
I believe that if money can fix it, it's not broken.
I believe that those people who condemn 'fat folks' wear pants with elastic waist bands.
I believe there is a fine line between bums and heroes, depending on attitude.
I believe pussy willows are shrouded in velvet.
I believe that lilacs remind you of your age, blooming briefly and can't be reproduced in a greenhouse.
I believe that the day I stop believing in something, I'll fail to exist.
Writing Prompt |
Write a story or essay that begins with the sentence: I believe _______ (finish the sentence). Maximum word count: 1,000. |
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