Excellent English teacher who drinks and speaks. Short : English Teacher's Wedding Reception by Bill Schott 100 Word Story writing prompt entry

New at the English department, I was invited to one of the teacher's wedding reception. Eventually, the groom's best man, a wee bit tipsy, got up to speak. "Jadeez and lentalmen," the best man began. "I may have had too - no-- three much to drink tonight." Mild laughter began, but subsided when he, with eyes exploding and siren voice exclaimed, "Muddy Blurder!" All was still as he began a small diatribe against marriage. "A wedding," he began, eyes roving the ceiling corners in front of him, "is ferry much like an -- I am BIK - SenTUNZ! A DEATH sentence! The final beatings of a free HEART. A DEEPendent clause -- with no object." The crowd looked on in silence. "Bloody murder," he whispered. "You lose. They lose. We all loose stool." His now ex-fiancee left with me. We conjugated verbs at my place until breakfast.   Writing Prompt Write a story that is between 100 and 150 words. The trick is you must use the following words: laughter, drink, murder, final, sentence, muddy, loose, wedding, mild, heart Author Notes 147 words with laughter, drink, murder, final, sentence, muddy, loose, wedding, mild, heart

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