At the Bar Again
Jack and Jim sat at the bar
Sipping whiskey from a jar
Spatting over whose was best
Decided to have a taste-test
We are at the bar again
Won’t you just be my friend
Won’t this night finally end
We are at the bar again
(Refrain)
Mad Dog entered, down he sat
Stating his drink could beat that
Then his gal, Irish Rose
Said she could judge she supposed
(Repeat refrain)
Amaretto joined at the bar
Way too drunk to drive her car
Barmaid asked her for her keys
Thinking the gal was a sleaze
(Repeat refrain)
Rosa and Johnny from AA
Had been there drinking all day
He was looking at the women
Rosa’s anger was a swimmin’
(Repeat refrain)
In came Bouncer and Rocky
Acting just a bit too cocky
Jack and Jim threatened to swing
What a big fight that would bring
(Repeat refrain)
The barmaid said, “stop it please”
I’m fed up with all the sleaze
I’ll set up that taste test now
While you stand and take a bow
(Repeat refrain)
Jars full of whiskey were passed
Until they were emptied at last
Ev’ry one passed out on the floor
Smart barmaid slipped out the door
(Repeat refrain)
The fight was thus averted
Authorities alerted
They were all dragged out the door
Wearing cuffs not owned before
(Repeat refrain)
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