#1 What you do not want to hear during awake surgery:
A. He's got two of them!
B. Oops! Could you pick that up? It still looks okay.
C. Is it supposed to look like that?
D. Am I supposed to clip both of them?
E. I thought it wasn't supposed to bleed!
F. Boy, I should not have had that second bottle of wine last night.
And, saving the best for last:
G. I've never seen one of those before, what is it?
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#2 A clever person solves the problem, a wise one avoids it.
#3 Dr. Suess- Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened.
#4 You don't need a parachute to go sky diving. But, you need one if you want to do it again.
#5 Any fool can know things. The hard part is understanding things.
#6 People sometimes say I am condescending, ( that means I talk down to others).
#7 The world is often a dangerous place to live. Not because people can be evil, but because people see the evil, and do nothing about it.
#8 Someone told me always he expects the unexpected, that is how he lives his life. So, I slapped him in the face. "You weren't expecting that were you?" LOL
#9 The measure of intelligence is the ability to adapt and change.
#10 I think as you get older your Christmas lists gets smaller, not because you have less people, but because you realize the best things in life can't be bought.
#11 Often, the best solution to prevent elder lust is nudity.
And last but not least :
#12 Mark Twain: Let us live a life so good and full that even the undertaker will be sad when we are gone.
