The spring started out with a bang
With Stephanie Clifford's harangue
It became rather stormy
The graphics just floored me
Describing the
shape of his wang
The summer kicked off with a shot
An assassin nearby was not caught
We all watched Trump bleed
While Cheatle's pants peed
As she tried to keep covered the plot
They said he'd go down in the fall
When she won the first
round of the brawl
With a billion spent
They did not save a cent
But the radio shows were their downfall
The political cycle has run
The Kamala cabal was real fun
Joe flipped us the bird and
We've now been unburdened
By
blowhard celebs in the sun
She said she would sue
Exxon Valdez
But as border czar she's like Cortez
To quench her great thirst
She shall be the first
To certify Trump as the prez
Take care when you walk down an alley
Quite soon she may set off to
Cali
She'll be hunting for meat
She's got puppies to eat
In the sweet spots of Silicon Valley
