FanStory.com - Contest Winnerby SimianSavant
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Contest Winner by SimianSavant
Ugly Christmas Sweaters contest entry

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language.
I thought her sweater was fair trade
Until I learned how it was made

Fibers woven from her bush
Weaved with butt hairs on her tush

Dyed with ochre from the loo
Are the brown bits from there too?

I thought her sweater was fair trade
Until I learned how it was made

Author Notes
I hired 20 ugly sweater models with Dezgo AI. The one I picked above says she's from Morocco. Tell me which one you liked the best:

     

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