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It would be nice to STOP the snow
About the time it's going to blow
More than an inch is just absurd
And snow is a four letter word
I really do despise the ice
To drive or walk, I’ll be precise
In traffic I have had close calls
And I've taken my share of falls
I do so hate the frigid cold
Before your time it makes you old
The minus zero winds I've heard
And cold is a four letter word
The winter I don't do with ease
It always tends to make me freeze
Who needs Jack Frost to deck the halls
Let's kick him in his cold snow balls
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Author Notes
I needed to have a little silly fun today. And what better way to have it is to complain about the frigid cold. I really don't hate winter as badly as my fictional poem would have you think, but I do live in Minnesota, the third coldest state in US, and we can see windchill temps as cold as minus 50 degrees F. So extreme temps call for extreme humor. LOL
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