You walked on by me
Not a worry or a care
You were unzipped at half mast
I know cause I was there
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Maybe you were proud
And bravely showing off
I'd be afraid you might unfurl
If you drink too fast or cough
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Men don't worry as women do
Should a nipple wiggle free
But just the same we'll get the blame
Because all men will turn to see!
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It's not our fault if one escapes the lace
We tuck them in real well
They want to escape confinement
And breathe fresh air for a spell
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So, I'll re-tuck my wandering parts
You zip up yours good and tight
They should stay put in the light of day
We'll let them out at night
