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I, just like everyone else, heard of how a young boy
escaped a kidnapper. Not by physical self-defense, or
with the help of the cops, but with the help of the
evangelical songs the man we have to accept to go to
heaven which is Jesus put on his heart to sing while
riding with the kidnapper... With caused him to let
the boy go...
“Okay, to make this poem interesting, I'm gonna have to
categorize this young boy’s victory with... the video
game boss endings on Super Mario Brothers 1, 2, and
3... for your Nintendo. …if only Nintendo wasn’t obsolete.
But anyway, here it goes.”
Boss level of Super Mario Brothers 1: …Being taken
by and riding with the kidnapper, represents King
Koopa spitting fire at the young boy, who is categorized
as Mario or Luigi. As the boy sings one evangelical
song after another, fire balls constantly hit the kidnapper's
will to keep the boy. Then suddenly, just like Koopa is
defeated in Super Mario Brother's one, the Kidnapper's
will to keep the boy topsides and falls into the lava
upside down... As the boy is released, he says, "Thank
you Jesus for rescuing me."
Boss level of Super Mario Brothers 2: …Being taken by
and riding with the kidnapper, represents King Wart,
the Giant Frog, spitting deadly crystals at the boy
representing Mario, Luigi, Toad, or Princess Toad
Stool. The veggies being thrown into the Frogs
mouth represent the evangelical songs the boy sang.
Suddenly, the just like when King Wart is defeated in
Super Mario Brother's 2, the kidnapper's will to keep
the boy lets out a funny yell. After a few second of
flashing back in forth from dimness to brightness, the
kidnapper's will to keep the boy elevates itself into the
air, and falls a long distance while letting out a multiple
amount of short funny screams. A door magically appears,
which the boy walks through, and is released from the
kidnapper...
Boss level of Super Mario Brothers 3: …FINALLY; being taken
by and riding with the kidnapper represents Bowser, jumping
high up into the air, trying to land on the boy, who once
again represents Mario or Luigi. Every evangelical
song the boy sang while riding with the kidnapper
represents Mario or Luigi moving out of the way of
Bowser as he lands on the weak brick foundation. After
Kidnapper's will to keep this young boy lands on this weak
foundation one time too many, there's nothing for the
will of the kidnapper to stand on, so it falls many many
many stories down into the pit underneath....................
................................BOO OOM!!!!! A door opens, then
the boy goes free.
The boy says, "Thank you Jesus, but the young kidnapped
victim is in another castle, I mean another car... ha ha ha
just kidding... Bye bye kidnapper, bye bye...
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