Plump and wide my bulbous bod
Trap of flesh a jiggling wad
Rotunda's oath, makes the yoke
A dream of svelte, just a joke
All that's seen, a wailing cry
Miracle cure got to try
Eat all you want, all you see
Trust in me you'll soon be free
Pounds then dropped I soon could stand
Male persuasion came to land
Undressing me with their eyes
In their stares there's no goodbyes
Weight kept falling off to flee
Took all shape away from me
Bones am I and all thats left
Fades away, my heart's bereft
Beware of lies remedy
Steaming bones and cup of tea
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