Joe Gomez woke up in a dark and forbidding forest, not knowing how he had got there or where he was. He looked around and saw them staring at him. Hideous nightmarishly real creatures from his worst nightmares, looking at him with hatred blazing from their blood- red eyes.
He saw aliens. apes, banshees, bats, bewitching beautiful yet deadly siren
bureaucrats, bigfoot. centaurs, Cerberus. cheetahs. cobra. chupacabra, evil clones, coyotes, coydogs, crows, cthulu. delusional dolls, demons, devils, dinosaurs, Dagon, dragons, dwarfs, Frankenstein monsters, fairies, freaks, gangbangers, gangstas, gators, ghosts, ghouls, giant ants, giant lobsters, giant spiders, giant wasps, giants, goblins, Godzilla, hell hounds, holocausts, Illuminati throwbacks, imperials stormtroopers, imps, leprechauns, two-headed monsters, lions, lucifer, mafia-made men, masked marauders, Mothra, minion, moms for liberty, monsters, naked incubi, odious officials, orcs, ravens, raving lunatics, pirates, politicians, reporters, satyrs, scorpions, serpents, snakes, supply side Jesus, special forces soldiers, drugged youth, TV pundits, succubae, succubae, terrifying tarantulas, tigers, trump, unidentifiable underlings, vampires, vicious vultures. warlocks, werewolves, wild things, winged monkeys, witches, wolves. wraths, yellow jackets, yeti, and zombies.
The head creature, a half-human pig with two heads, Putin and Trump yelled out
“All humans must die. After him.”
They began chasing him through the forest. He woke up alone in his room with two naked dead ladies.