When Patch skyped Ruby just to speak
She said "My birthday is this week"
And Ruby said "I'll come see you
A party is what we should do"
"My missus surely won't like that"
And Ruby said, "think like a cat
She knows I'm here so what's the diff
We must get into some mischief"
And so a party they had planned
And if it would get out of hand
"Catzilla bounces cats that crash
He’s great at taking out cat trash"
When they thought missus was asleep
The cats came in without a peep
And in the basement, all these cats
Were dancing in fun party hats
Some meowgaritas were alright
'Till whisk-E Sour Puss had to fight
So, Patch said, "You are way too plowed"
"Intoxicats are not allowed!"
Catzilla bounced them out the door
He said "no worries anymore"
The camera they did not see
These cats thought they were home Scot~ free
So, even though they were alone
The missus taped them from her phone
She laid in bed and watched a while
Then she rolled over with a smile
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