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Happy Poems writing prompt entry


Sign up now for Absentee
you'll be happy as can Be
come and join the Covfefe
it's Christmas at the DNC!


credits for green Energy
legal cannabis for Free
Palestine state Guarantee
drag queens kissing Happily


you don't need to show ID
to donate to our Jubilee
but to join, you'll take a Knee
and pledge your life to Larceny


take my hand, just you and Me
dance before our Nominee
party leaders Oversee
each happy new Proctoscopy


diarrhetic, flowing Qi,
a happy fact-check Referee
explains to us that Suddenly
each vote for Joe's for his Tutee


and Biden's funds locked Undersea
have been transferred to his VP
on our behalf, hooray, Whoopee!

"Democracy is dead!"
shouts Xi,
his smile as wide as the Yangtze
dammed with bodies from Gen Z.


Writing Prompt
Think about happiness and write a happy poem. It can be any style, free verse or rhyme.

Author Notes
AUTHOR NOTES
"Happiness", referenced in the Declaration of Independence, has long been one of the most highly political words in the English language. Harris received 99% of the votes of participating delegates yesterday in a DNC virtual roll call without having received any state primary votes. The Democratic Party appears to be incredibly happy and completely united in their support of her, so it seems relevant to include this as a current event related to happiness.


POETIC FORM: an ABC mono-rhyme.


DEFINITIONS OF UNCOMMON WORDS
covfefe: a word invented by Donald Trump, most likely originally intended to mean "coverage". Read more about it here.

larceny: theft of the personal property of another person or business

proctoscopy: an inspection of the rectum and anus

qi: circulating life force with existence and properties serving as basis of much Chinese philosophy and medicine, such as acupuncture.

tutee: the student in a tutoring relationship

Yangtze: major river in China

     

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