It is Karen's Birthday, shout "Hurray!"
Though, I fear it will not go her way.
Like Dorian Gray...
her good looks just won't stay,
and her creases increase every day!
It is Karen's Birthday, shout "Hurray!"
There's nothing that beats out this day.
Though her girth is worse,
won't go in reverse...
She'll enjoy birthday cake anyway!
It is Karen's Birthday, shout "Hurray!"
The excitement she feels will hold sway.
Though time will not stop,
at least 'til we drop...
There's always "afterlife", so they say.
It is Karen's Birthday, shout "Hurray!"
How old will Karen be? I can't say...
But it's rumored she knew,
the Wright Brothers who flew...
She was there on that historic day!
It is Karen's Birthday, shout "Hurray!"
Hope she has a quite wonderful day.
Cake, ice cream, and candy,
three treats that are dandy!
She can watch her teeth slowly decay...
Really though, with all kidding aside,
now she's made it this far through life's ride.
Hope she has many more
Happy Birthdays in store...
Like we all deserve, we can't deny!
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