Excellent Snake River silliness I'm Just An Old Cowboy by jim vecchio New Lyrics writing prompt entry

I’m an old cowboy from the Snake River But I’m a vegan and don’t eat calf liver I’m a cowboy that can’t rope a steer Can’t drink red eye, just plain root beer I aint’a fixin to taste it here Whoop Whoop Whoop Woo-Hoo Whoop Whoop Whoop Woo-Hoo   I’m an old cowboy from the Snake River I fell in once and began to shiver When it comes to ridin’ I’m a fool Can’t tell a cayuse from a mule And my only way on is with a stool Whoop Whoop Whoop Woo-Hoo Whoop Whoop Whoop Woo-Hoo   I’m an old cowboy from the Snake River I came to town, flowers to deliver I know all the songs the cowboys know I heard them in a burlesque show I’m just a no good so and so Whoop Whoop Whoop Woo-Hoo Whoop Whoop Whoop Woo-Hoo   I’m an old cowboy from the Snake River Sooner or later I’ll need a caregiver My pants have pleats, my tie is bowed Oh, how timid I have growed Gals all shun me like a horn toad Whoop Whoop Whoop Woo-Hoo Whoop Whoop Whoop Woo-Hoo Writing Prompt Take a well-known song and replace the original rhyming lyrics with your own. Rhyming is required, the original meter should be preserved, but no other restrictions apply. However, to avoid copyright infringement, create a new, similar, title which unmistakably references the original. For example: On The Street Where You Live might become On The Road Where You Dwell or Jailhouse Rock might become Prison Jive. Author Notes

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