Excellent Have a laugh. Where were you? by Julie G1 A poem about a Woman contest entry Artwork by supergold at FanArtReview.com

Grandma gave rugrat a gift, Into the toybox, I did lift, It was so plastique, Not quite fantastique, Grandma, Grandma, where were you? When I stepped on Lego at 4:32? Foul language approached, On my bare foot, it encroached, Sheer hell, granny, thanks so much not, It's no wonder I am now a sot!    Author Notes Feedback welcome.

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