I have Faith that most my foes have better teeth than looks.
I have Faith they’ll find my soul beneath a pile of books.
I have Faith that Donald Trump will win by being fair.
I have Faith that J. R. B. will lose in great despair.
I have Faith that Biden’s reign will end with just a fizzle;
And on that day, I now predict, cold rain and lots of drizzle.
I have Faith that yesterdays will soon be days forgotten.
I have Faith that all Mankind will turn out to be rotten.
I have Faith when Covid ends, we’ll all be up in heaven;
And when it does, the evening news will air on Channel Seven.
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