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A Ruse to Muse
Why Women Came To Be by Tom Horonzy
A poem about a Woman contest entry

Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of sexual content.
 
A woman is God's masterpiece
better than any man can be
(period!).
Why is that, you ask?..
God took man to task
for being down-right ornery
a.k.a - like Sean Connery
when playing Bond
without a blond.

Besides, if you look close
after He delivered Eve - unclothed
which one would you choose?
Of course, it'd be the hypotenuse
or the opposite of the right angle
where Adam's thingamajig dangled?

Picture this in your mind
and dollar to donuts you'll find
the answer to your query. 
(why)

Eve made man more cheery
after dousing him in English Leather'
causing them to 'Come Together"
turning Adam's frowns around 
whenever she wore - "nothing at all."
 
 

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Author Notes
All done in fun. Don't let your knickers get all twisted.
The photo came from Pexels.com, not my own. Mama would not cooperate.
The "nothing at all" was a tagline of an English Leather, men's cologne ad.

     

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