Excellent a scene with Pons and Ned Scenes at a Third Party : Scene at a Third Party 36 by Bill Schott

Characters Ned Nuckledd = Presidential candidate Pons Maninoff = Ned's cousin and apologist. Skar = (Oscar Kilo, Pons's clone) Vice Presidential nominee LorDee (Loralie DeSilva) = Presidential advisor MauMau = media coordinator AA (Abecedari Ann) = Poet Laureate / Pons' girlfriend Betty Biggins = campaign manager/ Ned's girlfriend C1 (Campaign Aide 1) Felix Fine = head of security Powell Wrent = CNN News reporter Even Ghali = Astrologer Hed O'deklas = clone keeper RFC (Radical Female Character) Ron Rump = former president MAGA Molly = presidential running mate Job ByThen = current president Cabal Harrassed = current VP Swan Ham-n-cheese = FOX opiner The scene opens with three men standing behind podiums on the the left, right, and center of the scene.  Centered is the curent president, with Ned on his left and Ron Rump on the right. MauMau, RFC, and Swan Ham-n-cheese sit before them to run the debate.   Swan: Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first debate between the three party nominees for president.    MauMau: There will be Ned Nuckledd, the POTUS, and the Rump University Prez.   RFC: Excuse me - uh - MooMoo, is it? You need a shower, dude.   Swan:  As MooMoo said, we will be coordinating the debate between the incumbent, the former president, and the representative from the independent party.   MauMau: My name is MawMaw.   RFC: Excuse me, Mama - or pew pew.   Swan:  I will ask the first question. President Rump, what will be your first objective when you are returned to the position that was stolen from you?   Ron:  I will cancel all of the witch hunts, reimburse my personal coffers from the U.S. Treasury, and have all non-MAHA (Make America Huge Again) politicians investigated, prosecuted, convicted, and jailed.   MauMau: I would like to know what your presidency will mean to the common man?   Ned: I s'pect a whole lot.   Ron:  (speaking to Ned) You look like a reject from a reject factory.   MauMau: Just answer questions, Dip-roid, or I'll shake you like a rag doll.    Ron: You don't talk to your President like that, BooBoo.   Job: Could someone ask me a question?   Ned: Do ya know win the waffah house opens?    RFC: My question for President ByThen has to do with his age. You are approximately four times older than Ned. How does that make you feel?   Ned:  I jis hope I'm as peppy as the predsodent is now.   RFC: I am talking to the president, Mr. Nuckledd.    Ned:  Oh, I ain't the predsodent yet, Missy.    Ron: Well, I am the President still, and everybody knows it.    Job:  Well, I don't know it!   Ned: I'm purdy sure you ain't the predsodent right now, Ronnie.    Swan: This debate is going very slowly gentlemen. Let me ask you all to respond to one question at a time.    MauMau: It should be about the economy, foreign affairs, government interference, or the democracy in general.   Ned: The waffah house hours'd be good ta know too.    Swan: Mister ByThen, we will begin with you and then let the others chime in: Will you be able to serve four more years as the President, if elected?   Ron: Sleepy Job will be lucky to live through this debate.    Job: I plan to live through the week -- and beyond.   Ron: The GREAT beyond.   Ned: I plan ta finish the day and git me a good night's sleep. Tamara I'll do the same.    MauMau: Mr. Nuckledd, what will you bring to the White House that isn't there now?   Ron: He'll bring his other pair of pants and a sack lunch.    Ned: I'm hopin' ta be a fresh air breather.        To be continued...                 Author Notes Image from Google

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