Put a gold star on a product that's kitsch
Race to the top to become filthy rich
Stormy was hot but she's now an old witch
Look at what happens to sissies who snitch
Biden is stupider than green plantains
Kamala's dumb and she ain't got no brains
Democrats venerate John Maynard Keynes
Trump is a cockroach with capital gains
Excuse me. It's time to learn Trump ABCs
A is for Angel investors. Yes please
B is for big league Trump brand licensees
C's for solutions that only Trump sees
I popped Soleimani like juicy salami
I made Al-Baghdadi go cry for his mommy
Everyone loves me unless they're a commie
Trump's gonna win in a massive tsunami!
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