DJT is up today
fourteen percent! Oh what a play
To buy this pearl of great price
and earn my seat in paradise,
I swore an oath to liquefy
my stuff to boost my share supply,
and watch until it goes sky high --
only fools diversify
I sold my schooner at the dock
and traded in the cash for stock
I sold my dog for 60 shares
I sold my dad for 50 shares
I sold a kidney in Mumbai
My spleen was sold in south Shanghai
I sold my gun for 30 shares
I sold a lung for 20 shares
My hair got five shares, teeth got four
I failed to sell my stool for more
I tried to sell my sperm for three
I stopped when blood showed in my pee
Lovers love and haters hate
I'm going through the golden gate
In DJT I place my fate;
All I gotta do is wait
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